May 2013
28 posts
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
what you said was: "i don't respect women who don't respect themselves"
what you meant was: "i and society as a whole hold women up to ridiculous respectability standards directly relating to the "purity" of said women while hypersexualizing them at the same time and if you are a woman and don't fit my awkward monolith of criteria then i refuse to acknowledge your humanity"
what i heard was: "hi i'm a misogynist piece of shit, please punch me in my face"
tavrosofnitram:
“let me like that post so i can look at it again sometime!”
“We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to it in the book we...”
– Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women. Andrew Sullivan.
(via ratniss)
chickensandwich:
i’m not even hungry but i’m still eating: an autobiography
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
“I speak for freedom, even though it is a freedom I currently have. I speak for...”
– Chris Kluwe, When They Come for You (via benppollack)
Every main character ever
Character: Do not do this thing.
Main Character: Okay. Excuse me while i do the thing.
kittenball:
donechesters:
Have u ever just sat back and actually thought about how much fucking gay porn you’ve read
So. Much.
Quote for this Day
“You are not only responsible for what you say, but also for what you do not say.”
- Martin Luther
April 2013
42 posts
amount of plotlines/plot devices i have: 9898678
amount of stories i've completed: 0
fantasiawandering:
heavensong:
j-ckie:
...
that terrifying feeling when you are finishing a book and THERE AREN’T ENOUGH PAGES LEFT FOR ALL OF THE THINGS THAT NEED TO HAPPEN.
winteerie:
my hobbies include having coffee and mental breakdowns
abidos:
“If a man has you entirely at his mercy, then hope like hell that man is an evil man.
Because the evil like power, power over people, and they want to see you in fear.
They want you to know you’re going to die.
So they’ll talk.
They’ll gloat.
They’ll watch you squirm.
They’ll put off the moment of murder like another man will put off a good cigar.
So hope like...
